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remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about
remember when I never realized this until just now
Or that I would have never realized it, if not for Tumblr.
(via lacigreen)
Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction
And you’re just like
No
Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”
and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things
and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING RAMPANT!”
Well this post just got a million times better
#myquietoblivion #omg
For Real.
HOT ABS IN 4 MINUTES:
- 4 EXERCISES
- 20 SECONDS ON
- 10 SECONDS OFF
- REPEAT FOR 2 ROUNDS!
- High knees (drive ‘em up)
- Squat jumps (get high - drop low)
- Squat thrust (mountain climbers)
- Knee grabs (work your abs!)
(Source: getfitandsweat, via iamtashtheslash)
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Reminds me of my dad.
:)
(via allyfit)
i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
(Source: morristibbs, via allyfit)
I have books.
You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? (x)
This is so cool.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. EVER.
